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Quantum Solace (2008)
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Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? |
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Life's Progress Report
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This is probably unlike anything I have written here. It's just a column about life and how difficult it can be. It's not all dark clouds but it's not very sunny either. |
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It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's A Piece of Shit
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Movie Review : "Hancock" (2008) starring Will Smith, Charlize Theron & Jason Bateman. Directed by Peter Berg.
Plot Shot : A drunken, foul-mouthed, depressed asshole wanders the streets of Los Angeles (no social commentary). Oh did I mention he just happens to have superpowers. Instead of being loved by the masses, he is hated even though he does provide a valuable community service at a very high cost to tax payers. Shit is this some kind of thinly veiled attack on police officers? Will Smith flies, picks shit up, tries to figure out what he is, Charlize Theron looks hot, blah blah blah...a really shitty movie ensues... |
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Dead or Alive
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Movie Review : "Wanted" (2008) starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie & Morgan Freeman. Directed by Timor Bekmambetov.
Plot Shot : Wesley Gibson has just gotten some shitty news, his father is dead. Well, he never knew his father so it's okay. Now someone is trying to kill him, which sucks. However an impossibly hot woman is risking her life to save him, okay fair trade. Turns out he is destined to become the world's greatest assassin and with a little luck from that guy that narrates every single movie and Lara Croft he will fulfill his destiny. Bullets fly, people die, shit blows up and this review ensues... |
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Movie Review: WANTED (2008) - Non Spoiler!
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I was planning on taking a break from writing for a while, but after seeing this movie I cant help myself… In short, "WANTED" kicked major ass! |
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The Happening (2008) - Non Spoiler!
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Official Description: A family is on the run from an inexplicable and unstoppable event that threatens not only humankind--but the most basic human instinct of them all: Survival. |
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The Incredible Hulk 2008 (Non Spoiler)
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Okay Im going to assume that everyone saw the first Hulk movie and knows the basic story of the character right? Cool! Then I wont waste time on all that. I will just go straight into my opinions..... |
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Juno, The Strangers (Non Spoiler) and 2008 Fall TV shows
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So today I finally saw the movie "JUNO". I didn't want to like the movie because everyone and their mother kept hyping it up to be something really special, but in the end… |
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He has risen
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Just when you all thought I was gone. |
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Giant Monsters All Attack!!! Happy Fun Time!!!
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Movie Review : Cloverfield (2008) starring Michael Stahl-David, Jessica Lucas and T.J. Miller. Directed by Matt Reeves.
Plot Shot : New York is attacked by a giant monster, wait this sounds oddly familiar. Amid the destruction, chaos and confusion Rob Hawkins and his band of not-so-merry buddies have to make it out of the city. Standing in the way is one really pissed off monster and their own stupidity. Will they make it out alive, will the monster be cooler than the 1998 "Godzilla", will Rudy Giuliani be able to spin "Cloverfield" into a campaign slogan they way he has 9/11? My review of wholesale destruction ensues... |
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I want a New Drug..One That Won't Make Me Sick
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I want a New Drug, one that won't make me sick... |
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SHOOTIN' 12/17
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Straight Shootin'.
Quick and painless rants! |
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Movie Thoughts/Review: Rocky Balboa (2006)
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There will be know Story given for this review because this is not like any of my usual "Movie reviews" that I have written. This one actually contains some spoilers, so if you have not seen this movie you may want to skip this. Im sure we all know the Rocky story as well, so Im not going to waste any time explaining his legacy. What you will read are simply some of my thoughts. Enjoy if you read it.... |
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SHOOTIN' 12/10/07
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In this column, Doc tells of two of the most disappointing stories of 2007 |
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Movie Review - Awake (2007)
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The Story: What would you do if you were having surgery and in the midst of it all you were some how able to still be awake leaving you completely conscious and feeling every single torment that was handed to you? What would you do if you were paralyzed and incapable of doing anything about it? This is what happens to Clay. This is what happens in real life. This is what can happen to YOU! |
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