Featured Columns
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Mortal Combat
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DVD Review : Battle Royale (2000) starring Beat Takeshi and Tatsuya Fujiwara. Directed by Kinji Fukusaku.
Plot Shot : 42 High School students are taken to a deserted island and forced to play a deadly game of hide and seek. There can be only one winner, the prize; their life. It's the craziest high school movie ever made. Blood, guts and subtitles ensue... |
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Do The iPod Shuffle!
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Due to the lack of Robbness on this here website I had to write a desperation column. This is the result of my not-so-hard work. Please enjoy and if you don't feel free to go fornicate yourself with an iron stick. |
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Site Announcement
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It may be premature, but I wanna write and there is little else to say. Read on to see what The Void and Doc Holliday have in store for you! |
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Wrestling Thoughts
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My LIVE in person experience of last nights WWE SmackDown Brand House Show. As well as other Wrestling thoughts in general… |
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In or Out of "Control"?
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DVD Review : "Control" (2004) starring Ray Liotta, Willem Dafoe and Stephen Rea. Directed by Tim Hunter.
Plot Shot : A convicted murderer sentanced to die is given another chance. In exchange for being a lab rat for a new mind-altering drug he is given his freedom. However his past soon catches up with him and the newly criminaly sane convict must fight to stay alive and stay on the right side of the law. A movie about mind-fucking that isn't a mind-fucker ensues... |
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Darko-Riffic (Yeah I Know, Lame)
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DVD Review : "Donnie Darko" (2001) starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Jena Malone. Directed by Richard Kelly.
Plot Shot : A troubled teenager receives a visit from a 6 ft. tall rabbit telling him that the world is coming to an end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. Upon returning to his home he finds out that a jet engine has crashed through the roof of his house into his room. Why was his life spared, who is Frank the Rabbit, what the fuck is this movie about? A confusing masterpiece ensues... |
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Cursed (2005)
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Movie Review: Cursed (2005) Starring Christina Ricci and Joshua Jackson. Directed by Wes Craven
The Story: Who needs to know a story when the so called “master of horror” Wes Craven made it…huh? Fine, its about a Werewolf who attacks some people and leashes a vicious curse upon them… |
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Keep on Rollin' BABY!!!
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Guess who's T-Mobile got hacked and what porno pics have surfaced? Ya gotta have faith folks! |
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Smallville Season 4: Episode “Sacred”
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My thoughts on the newest episode of Smallville entitled, “Sacred”… |
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Miss Hilton strikes again
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I am a total moron. Yes, I admit it. Though I despise Paris with all my heart, soul, and assorted other sticky stuff inside me, I simply have to do this.
warning adults only!!! |
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True Crime
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DVD Review : "American Crime" (2004) starring Annabella Sciora, Kip Pardue and Cary Elwes. Directed by John Mintz.
Plot Shot : A voyeuristic serial killer gets his rocks off by stalking and videotaping his victims, before sending his masterpieces of the macabre to his next target. When an innocent, young reporter stumbles across one of his victims she falls into his bullseye. A web of intrigue, mystery, suspense and confusion ensues... |
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The Grammy Awards
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Thank god Kanye West won!!!! |
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Random Bitchin’ about “Valentines Day”
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Why? Because I can and because it’s the truth… |
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Rage Against the Machines II : Deus Ex Machina
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As no one probably remembers I wrote a piece awhile back about the evils of technology despite my strong and undying affection for said advances (currently appearing on pg.10). This time I set my phaser on kill and aim at the evils of cellphones and other forms of mobile annoyance. Let thee column commence... |
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Aww Fudge, Don't Budge, It's The Grudge!!!
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DVD Review : "The Grudge" 2004 starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. Directed by Takashi Shimizu.
Plot Shot : An American nurse in Japan comes face to animated face with a terrifying curse. Can ex-Buffy drive a stake through the heart of this ghoulish specter or will she be turned into sushi? Everyone’s got a grudge and I got a big one, a major disappointment ensues... |
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