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What’s new with Britney Spears?
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Umm…has anyone heard anything new with her? Cuz, I know I haven’t… |
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A Tale of 2 Pacs
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DVD Review : Tupac Resurrection (2004) starring Tupac Shakur. Directed by Laura Lazin.
Plot Shot : "Tupac Resurrection" is a snapshot of the short, remarkable life of Tupac Shakur. Through home movies, interviews and the words of the actor / rapper we are able to gain a greater understanding of who this amazing young man was. An attempt at a greater understanding of what a legend is ensues... |
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Chemistry? Set!
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DVD Review : 50 First Dates (2004) starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Directed by Peter Segal.
Plot Shot : Swinging bachelor Henry Roth meets the perfect girl but everyday she forgets who he is. Sadly she suffers from short-term memory loss which causes her to lose her memory when she falls asleep. Boy meets girl, boy gets girl, girl forgets who boy is, boy tries to win girl back...everyday!!! The comedy dynamo combo of Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler ensues... |
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Kiss The Legend Goodbye
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Movie Review : King Arthur (2004) starring Clive Owen, Ioan Gruffodd and Keira Knightley. Directed by Antoine Fuqua.
Plot Shot : After the Roman Empire withdraws from Britain, a "Once and Future King" and a band of heroic knights must join forces with the Smurfs to defeat the villainous Saxons and reclaim Britain for the well, the British. A tale of Arthur sans magic, myth and romance ensues... |
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Spider-Man 2 Sucks...Or Am I Lying???
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Movie Review : Spider-Man 2 (2004) starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Alfred Molina. Directed by Sam Raimi.
Plot Shot : Teenage Mutant Spider-Loser Peter Parker (Maguire) returns in this blockbuster chronicling the further adventures of Spider-Man. This time instead of reveling in his newfound powers Parker begins to see the downside of being a famed superhero as everyone and everything in his life come in conflict with his web-swinging. Will he continue defending New York or turn in his crime-fighting couture forever? A spideriffic good-time ensues... |
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Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Movie Review: Spider-Man 2 (2004) Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Alfred Molina
The Story: Tobey Maguire (Spider-Man) returns as Peter Parker, the nerd-turned-hero, to face new threats to New York City and the people he loves. |
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The Know-Nothing's Guide to Knowing It All : DVD
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Just a short (well semi-short) column about creating the best DVD viewing environment on a shoestring budget. In other words how a cheap bastard like me could afford to have a pretty damned good home entertainment center. |
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311 and The Roots - LIVE!
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Omaha's own 311 and Philly's own "legendary" Roots crew turned up the volume by the quiet shores and piers of Long Beach, California. Combining hip-hop, funk, reggae, and rock into one show provided an eclectic mix of music for the hundreds of fans that filled the arena that night. |
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White Chicks (2004)
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Movie Review: White Chicks (2004) Starring, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans.
The Story: After messing up a drug bust in New York City, two FBI agents, Marcus and Kevin Copeland (Shawn and Marlon Wayans), try to impress their boss by volunteering to protect some White Chicks (the Wilton Sisters). What happens next though is real stupid and dumb, but who cares…..was it funny?... |
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Dodgeball: A true stupid movie..oops I meant Underdog Story (2004)
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Movie Review: Dodgeball (2004) Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Christine Taylor
The Story: A few losers at a local gym some how need to come up with $50,000 in 30 days in order to save their precious place, so they do what everyone in the world would do under tough times they try their luck at the lotto. No actually they play Volley ball baby! On no wait, I meant dodge ball. Yeah!... |
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Chronicles of Failure
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Movie Review : Chronicles of Riddick (2004) starring Vin Diesel, Colm Feore and Alexa Davalos. Directed by David Twohy.
Plot Shot : Five years after the events in "Pitch Black" everyone's favorite big bald bad guy with a heart of tarnished gold is back kicking ass and taking no shit, bet you thought I would write "taking names". Instead of battling ferocious aliens Riddick must now deal with an even deadlier foe, a religious fanatic bent on worldwide domination, George Bush ensues... Psyche, no political commentary from moi. A CGI-filled, semi-disappointing sequel ensues... |
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There's Something Jiggly About Gigli
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Movie Review : Gigli (2003) starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Directed by Martin Brest.
Plot Shot : Mob thug Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) is given the task of kidnapping the mentally handicapped brother (Justin Bartha) of a federal prosecutor, his partner in crime, the sexy and mildly gay Rikki (J-Lo). What happens when the quasi-lesbian, the angry dickhead and the lonely handicapped kid spend some quality time together calling Australia, talking about dicks and trying to go to the "Baywatch"? A movie that was doomed before it had a chance ensues... |
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Where Has Doc Been
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The rumors of his death were premature....the Man In Black is Undead, after all. |
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W.W.Y.D., What Would Yoda Do?
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DVD Review : Jason X (2001) starring Kane Hodder and Lexa Doig. Directed by James Isaac.
Plot Shot : Old hockey mask is back and on a murderous rampage. What is on the menu for Jason this time, killing campers at Crystal Lake? Nope, sorry, not this time folks. How about mangling a couple of New York street punks, nada. Hmm, Jason taking on a bunch of kids in space, no fucking way!!! Yes, yes fucking way. Carnage, hilarity and an underrated classic ensue. |
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Barney is F’N evil!
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I don’t know about any of you, but I hate purple dinosaurs... |
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