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MTV Cribs and Beyonce News by The Franchise
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MTV Cribs: You know, I was checking out MTV Cribs the other day and it got me thinking…why do they even call this show “Cribs”? It should be called “MTV Mansions” because that’s what every freakin rapper and celebrity in this show seems to have. Also, I don’t know about anyone else, but watching this show is depressing. I found out Shaq has a bigger bed than my entire room. Can you believe that shit?! I’m serious. |
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Over-Kill Bill?
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Movie Review : Kill Bill Plot Shot : After being capped on her wedding day by a group of idiotically named thugs, "The Bride" awakens 4 years later with revenge on her mind and her only goal is to "Kill Bill" but she'll have to wait for Volume 2 for that. Let's call this "Kill Bill : Level 1". |
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Smallville : Phoenix by The Franchise
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OK…where should I begin. Like I said last week in my Smallville review, for those of you that didn’t see the episode you might NOT want to read this since this will obviously contain spoilers, but for those that saw it or just don’t care either way, here is my review of the second episode to the new season 3. |
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Out of Time : Movie Review by The Franchise
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The Story: When the police chief (Denzil Washington) of a small Florida town "borrows" money from the evidence room so he can run away with a woman (Sanaa Lathan), all F’N hell breaks lose! |
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Damn the Yankees? No, Damn You!
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Why does everyone hate the Yankees? Is it because they spend more money than any other team? Well that is a dumb reason, the Mets, Red Sox and Orioles all have high payrolls but they overpay for bad players. How much money is Mo Vaughn making for the Mets, how about Cliff Floyd? |
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Crazy in Love?
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Movie Review : Lunatics : A Love Story Plot Shot : A suicidal young woman and a paranoid delusional recluse meet by chance and fall in love. What do animated spider, personalized rappers, gangbangers, a foil-laden superhero and "The Man"...Bruce Campbell all have in common? Well watch this crazy roller coaster ride of a movie and find out. |
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Smallville : Exile by The Franchise
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OK…I wanted to write this last night, but I was to pumped up after watching Smallville that I wanted to grasp everything I just saw and let the episode sink in abit. Believe me, it was a lot to take in. |
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Wy Wonderful Day at the Dentist by The Franchise
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Where should I begin? It all started like any normal day. Until about an hour before I go to the dentist I get a phone call from my brother who says that he forgot to tell me that he had a dream last night that our mothers face was swollen. |
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Far Beyond the Great Southern Cowboys’ Vulgar Hits: The Best of Pantera by Camilo
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Huh?? I didn’t want to start this Void review thing with a Pantera review, but in this case I can’t help it. This needs to be addressed. Pantera accomplished a whole lot. Sold out arenas, platinum CD’s, a world wide fan base, and not with a whole lot of help with the likes of MTV or the many radio stations who decide to play the same thing over and over again. |
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Smallville : DVD Review by The Franchise
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DVD Review: Smallville: The Complete First Season DVD The Story: Before the Legend...Before the Icon...He was a teenager growing up in Smallville. The Complete First Season of the hit series that chronicles the life of the boy who would be Superman is on DVD in a 6-disc collector's set with super bonus features. |
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Jay-Z Ya Later
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People please be seated when reading this. Normally I would request you rise to greet one of my offerings but this truly is a sad day for music fans, wait make that for all humankind. Rapper, producer, clothing mogul Jay-Z otherwise known as Jigga is Re-to-the-Tiring. |
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Stay Out of the Pool
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Movie Review : Swimfan
Plot Shot : Ben Cronin (Jesse Bradford), a swimmer with a shady past gets involved with a Southern Belle (Erika Christensen who has an accent that ebbs and flows) and cheats on his PERFECT girlfriend (Shiri Appelby) with her, blah blah blah...shit happens, mainly this movie. |
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My WWE House Show Experience by The Franchise
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I just got back from the LIVE WWE Smackdown house show here in NYC and I wanted to write a nice rant about this in Raw Attitude, but instead I decided to write abit here, in “The Void”. (You’ll understand why later) |
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Jam On It!!!
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How lazy is this world if we now need squeezable jelly? It is dubbed, "The spread that makes bread smile" but honestly I watched my bread and it wasn't smiling. I think it enjoys the firm massage of a butter knife with jelly on it. I guess I'd liken the squeezable variety to a jelly cumshot, there is no caress, no massage just an icky gooey strawberry squirt. |
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Why I Download Music for Free by Doc Holliday
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Why I Download Music For Free It seems like a simple enough concept right? I mean, the easiest defense would be to simply say that I don’t want to pay and I can understand why that is the knee jerk reaction to such a thing. It is NOT however the only reason I DL music (and if I ever get my CD burner to work properly, burn as well!) |
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