The Story: As a last hurrah after college, 5 friends drive to a remote cabin to enjoy their last days of freedom before entering the working world. Suddenly, one of them gets infected with a flesh-eating virus. Fueled by paranoia and hostility, they struggle to survive the virus and each other.

The Story: Tony Fait (DMX) is a jewel-thief whose latest heist gets him caught in between a huge gang war between the Taiwanese government, the local mob and a terrorist network. When the bad guys kidnap his daughter he must form a reluctant alliance with the Taiwanese cop Su Duncan (Jet Li) sent to recover the jewel to find her.

Assuming we all know the story of Georgia Lass and her untimely death at the hands of a toilet seat that fell from a space station, I intend to review the latest installment of what has become my favorite summer show.

The latest offering from the offices of For Him Monthly was more of what makes it good (and a complete rip off of Maxim, but what magazine isn’t?)

Plot Shot : The crew of a World War 2 American submarine have to battle nasty Germans and an even nastier presence on their boat after they pick up 3 survivors of a boat wreck. Lots of creepy noises and trippy visuals warp our fragile little minds and entertain the shit out of us.

Plot Shot : An ambitious Assistant Chief (Ving Rhames) and a brutal cop (Kurt Russell) are at an impass as to whether to coddle bad guys or fill them full of holes. Who will prevail, wait better question who can't see the end of this movie coming a mile away?

Plot Shot : A young M.I.T. grad (Farrell) whose father may or may not have been a spy is recruited by the C.I.A. to be a covert operative to handle secret operations. Lot's of twists, turns. Al Pacino and Colin Farrell together in a movie, should be good, well like they say in this flick "nothing is what it seems".

I am often asked, believe me I am, “Is this the year or what?” I really wish I had such a crystal ball, but sportsfans, I sadly have none. What I can do however, is offer my opinion on what I feel is THE best fielded team in the 12 seasons I have called myself a “fan” of the only team in Atlanta that matters. WOOOOOO!

Plot Shot : After a prom night quickie, a visit to band camp and tons of kinky sex perv-boy Jim and nympho Michelle embark on the "next step" into adulthood, marital bliss. Alright everybody shave your nads and let's get ready for the wedding of the century...

The Story: A young man, living in Harlem strives to reach the highest level of the art of kung fu. Standing in his way are "Sho'nuff," the self-proclaimed shogun of Harlem, and Eddie, the king of trashy videos.

Plot Shot : 10 "strangers" are stranded and forced to stay in a crappy little motel in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly the guests begin dropping like flies, fingers begin to point and our cranks begin to turn. Meanwhile a convicted mass murderer sentenced to die in less than 24 hours is fighting for his life. What do these two things have to do with each other? Who or what is killing everyone at the motel? What the fuck is this movie about?

Plot Shot : Shallow whore Christina Walters (Cameron Diaz) finds her dream man and must track him down. Chick flickness ensues...

Plot Shot : Vin Diesel plays Sean Vetter a top notch, take-no-shit DEA agent (are there any other kinds in movies?). After he busts the biggest fish in the drug dealing pond his wife is murdered and good ole Sean goes a little bad in order to catch and punish the culprits.